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What up. I don't have long to blog today because first period being let out early for the groundhog day celebrations. Just kidding, it's that stupid advocacy group, I wish it were a groundhog day celebration.

So I'm walking from Base Camp Alpha to Base Camp Bravo (my car to my aide chair) and I, as per usual, walk down the 2nd floor. It's mixmatch day and people are dressed like morons throughout the corridors. I'll see some attractive girl wearing a bra on the outside of her outfit creating some sort of illusion that catches you offguard until you notice the ridiculous polka dot turtleneck with fucking red tutu's and shit underneath. And I'm like, why?

The 2nd floor is where all the somebodies in this shcool go. In between the bands and gatherings of ghettoness and noise are pockets of "cool kids" posted up against the lockers. 1st floor? Lame. 3rd floor? Lame. 2nd floor? Huge ass cool kid party every morning before school. On Friday's when I'm weilding a starbucks and post up against those 2nd floor lockers it reminds me that it doesn't get much more high school than this. Cool kid central right there.

And I'm still wondering why there's never any groundhog day festivities at Eastern. Why can't we have like a groundhog day ceremony or groundhog day parties or like at least something for groundhog day? Groundhog day is the day of reckoning, providing a pipeline of insight between winter and spring. Of course it's all bullshit. 6 more weeks of winter or early spring? Which is retarded from any scientific standpoint, spring for me starts March 1st. Every year. None of this solstice shit, March is a spring month, so spring begins in March. I don't give a shit if we get a massive snow storm on March 14th, it's still spring.

In other news, in 2009 Alaska congressman and governor passed a bill changing the holiday from Groundhog Day to "Marmot Day" locally due to the fact that there are no groundhogs in Alaska, but there are marmots. Thank you for acting so goddamn promply on that much needed bill Sarah...

Instead of waiting until noon to find out if the groundhog will see it's shadow, I'm gonna cheat and check he weather forecast for Punxatawny. Or however the hell you spell it. Nice forecast. Snow showers, isolated thunderstorms, i.e. early spring. March 1st.

Well this post has been long enough. Talk to you tomorrow.