35 days

It's Friday and I have way too many muffins. Case is at the state swim meet, unfortunately for her, so it was just me and Katel for the ride to school. Instead of the usual Starbucks, we hit up some my favorite muffin. That which is extremely cheap, something I didn't understand until recently. I got 2 big muffins and 2 little muffins and a cup of Joe and it was like $3. And now I have this huge ass bag of muffins that looks so incriminating as I walk through the halls. "Oh shit Decker has a lot of muffins..."

The coffee this morning is quite interesting. Certainly flavored, I can tell, with some weakish brand of coffee. I'd say like Folger's plus half a shot of coffeemate. Of which isn't my most preferred drink but hey it's coffee and why not change it up a bit from my usual pike's place or casi cielo. It's a good thing to have a preferred usual. A usual route, routine, beverage, activity, etc. But it's twice as healthy to change that usual route routine, etc. every now and then just to mix it up. Yeah...Soul-words right there.

I'd like to see the word "chief" be used sarcastically more often. It was never a very popular term and has died out a bit since, but I would like to see it brought back. Like when Hobbs came up to commandier the computer, I was all like "Take it chief." It's such an eloquent smartass remark, that's not yet smartassed enough to be taken offensively. Another word that could be used more often is "comandante". I will instantly respect anyone who uses that word correctly. "Who's the comandante of this here establishment?"
"Uhh, the manager?"
Yeah that's a good word. Definitely gonna be using that one in the future.

BeFoxy just signed out. One less thing for Hobbs to bitch at me about.

This coffee comes and goes as far as quality is concerned. Some sips are delicious, others are not. After drinking it to wash down the muffin it seems weaker. This would be much better if it had french or italian or heavens forbid Sumatra. I like coffee...

So it's the last Friday of the dead months. Come Tuesday next week it will be march and it wil begin looking less and less like hell. So I need to prepare! First off, gym. No more of this swimming crap to get buff because as a matter of fact it will not buff you up at all. I'm going free weights. Once a day. Spring break is in 5 weeks. Gotta start putting in some work.

Another thing, March will be a "sober month". You know what that entails. And not the usual sober month it's a hardcore sober month. I'm going cold water on EVERYTHING. Dr. Pepper, no more. I'm switching to minutemaid. Actually Dr. Pepper is the primary substance involved in the month-long ban. Also, I gotta prepare to party. I need a DVR or some other strong ass tail that I will drink like everynight the week before Spring Break. Get my systems ready for the most extreme party week of the year.

So yesterdays post did in fact break a record. It actually shattered it. The record was about 750 words and I crushed it with a grand total of 1,339 words. If I take this entire blog, and put it into a book at the end of this year, I will literally have a small novel.

I'm bored. Actually, neigh. I'm chill. New campaign. Interchange the word bored for chill as much as possible. Next time you're bored, think to yourself. "Am I really bored? Or am I just so fucking chill that it's creating an illusion that I'm bored?". Right now for example. I'm like "Fuck I'm bored." Then I was like, "no, nevermind I'm just really chill". I think this campaign will be able to eliminate boredom for the several upcoming months. I will run this campaign alongside the "Anti-Bitch Campaign", which recieved instant popularity upon bringing it up at lunch.

My goal of these campaigns is to make life better for everyone. And these two campaigns, if successful, will make boredom and incessant biching a thing of the past. Count on it.

It's Calculus time. Gotta get a problem up on the board. Munch on one of the remaining muffins in my next preiod. Sip on the coffee which is only half gone now. Adí...