Wednesday, February 9, 2011

51 days left

Aloha readers. I'm rather groggy today. At least I think I am. I took some benadryl last night and the side effects said "morning grogginess". I don't know what grogginess is but it's safe to assume that it describes how I'm feeling now.

So I saw a flier on the walk from Base Camp Alpha to Base Camp Bravo that advertised Softball. It used propaganda quoting "It's the most wonderful time of the year: Softball Season!". That claim needs to be corrected. Softball season is in fact NOT the most wonderful time of the year. Softball sucks, and they're stupid advertisements are a failed attempt to sell mulch to highschoolers. What high schooler wants mulch? What high school parent wants mulch? It's fucking retarded.

I think I'm gonna go to sleep now or something. I'm extremely groggy. I looked up the word groggy by the way. It describes the way I feel now, thus I can now definitively say "I'm rather groggy today."

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