57 days

Ok, Bruno Mars is retarded. I'm sorry but he is. Katelyn and Casey tried to refute that comment in the car, but they are incorrect. I just got throgh shutting Katelyn up and it was beautiful.

I was all like "no guy in high school is gonna 'catch a grenade' for anyone, high school guys don't htink like that." And Katelyn was all like "not true. i've had a guy like that." and i was all like "oh the guy that broke up wiht you through text mesasge?"

Silence.

Then I was like "If he really would've 'catch a grenade for you he'd still be with you" BAM argument won. The crowd goes wild.

Bruno you were singing about wanting to be a billionaire "so fucking bad" like a year ago and now you go through this radical transition to unconditionally love to a bunch of chicks and sing about it all the time. No. Shut the hell up and stop making high school girls beg for and believe in something that doesn't exist. Worst Hawaiian ever. Jason Mraz>Bruno Mars.

I'm digging Brittney's Sperries by the way. It's tie die day and it's humourous that more people decide to dress up like hippies rather than dress up in they're high class, expensive clothes. And that is why I hate this place.

And this student teacher is starting to PMtFO. He doesn't do shit. He just sits there, in MY chair and doesn't contribute to this class at ALL. At least I bring levity and humor to this once-stale class. But he just sits there and stares at the wall for 55 minutes ("observing" my ass) while I sit in this piece of shit wooden chair and do all the real work in this class. I'm sorry but how many vocab quizzes has this joker graded? He hasn't graded SHIT. I have like 200 under my belt.

I gotta go run a goddamn errand. Be right back...

Back. Had to run a DVD to the library and return it. I don't know why that couldn't have waited. Better yet, I don't know why the student teacher couldn't have done that while I write. I should've been like "Hobbs can't you see I'm busy? But your student teacher doesn't seem to be doing anything. PER USUAL." Gimme my chair back and I'll shut up about him. Some shit...

I need a spa to be installed at my place of work. There's already a sauna and makeshift hot tub for my utility during break. But I need more, steam room would be nice, some sort of aroma therapy, I mean I'm not picky but I am a douche and would like something for nothing. I discovered yesterday that I will be able to get paid for swimming. Like 4$ a week when I swim 10 laps. It takes my like 6 minutes to swim 10 laps. That's like almost a dollar a minute. I'm digging that.

But no seriously we need a spa. After sitting in a chair for 3 and a half listening to music, texting, and idle chit chat with people I grow very stressed and tense and a spa is the only thing that could relieve some of that. And in between swimming for 6 minutes and eating all the free food that's typically provided I really need my relaxation time to cope with the stresses of being a lifeguard. Not to mention the refreshing wraps my skin potentially needs after being in the sun all day playing on waterslides during the summer. My job is rough. I'm not afraid to admit that.

Ok I've written enough crap today for all 0 of my loyal readers to share a chuckle over. I look forward to talking to you again soon.