Whats up everybody. I hope everyone is enjoying their Ijustwannarun Friday. That's what I'm calling Friday's from now on. The name is derived from listening to I just wanna run in my car before school on Friday's, before having a great Ijustwannarun Friday.
So I'm at work yesterday. Chilling per usual. And all of the sudden, I hear music! Lovely, wonderful music. Upon hearing this music, major changes were implemented in the Study of Party Theory. Before I continue with this story I need to explain something..
A party has three working parts that make it a party. You can't substitute these parts, but you can add to them define them as much as you want. The three parts in mention are girls, booze, and music. If you have music and girls but no booze, it's a dance. If you have booze and music but no girls, it's a sausagefest. And if you have girls and booze but no music, play somones ipod or something cuz you're dangerously close to party status. Many people say that weed can be substituted for alcohol. Don't believe them, weed can be added to the plethora of alcohol, but may not substitute it (see article IV section 4 part 91 of the Party Theory, Regulation, and Guidelines Handbook for more details). If you have music, girls, and pot you have a grateful dead groupie get-together, not a party. I could go on but I won't.
Back to my work story. I'm sitting in the chair and the aquafitness lady comes out with a boombox and starts playing Kokomo and Isreal Kamakawiwo'ole, which increased the overall vacation levels of the pool deck. It also did something miraculous, not only did the vacation levels rise substantially, but the party levels rose as well. Now the party levels didn't rise nearly as much as the vacation levels, neither did it increase much at all. But it did increase.
THUS...that indicates to me that if you have one or two of the three party ingredients, you experience a percentage of partyness. Of course you still need all three ingredients together to call it a party, but even if you just have one, the party levels WILL increase. Strange how that works isn't it? That means that even at school in a classroom where you're surrounded by girls you're even STILL experiencing small, but existent, party indications. It could be as high as a 5% increase at times. During pep rallies where music is played there could be 20% party spikes.
I'm still studying Party Theory and I still have a lot to learn and discover. Whatever I do discover I will send straight to this blog.
Ok so I got my Starbucks this morning too. It's some sort of dark and bold roast, kinda feels like french or italian, but possibly spanish. It's not earthy enough for africa or asia and it doesn't have a beautiful rainy feeling of central america. Must be european. It's not as good as asia or africa or central america but it does make do. However I'm not sure if I'd say I'm much impressed by it. The after taste isn't too metallic or irony like italian and french roast usually have, but it is bitter and flavorful.
I notice I'm writing more and more on this blog each day. I don't know why either. Like I'm not trying to increase my output of knowlege and thought but I'm doing it naturally. It's gonna be tough to read through everything later on. Oh well, I want to write. So I shall write.
Now I'm going to enter a massive chill mode and enjoy the rest of my 1.P.I.J.W.R.F. Have a good day everybody!
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