chill-sesh-maximum

Good afternoon readers. I only have like 45 minutes or so until class so I was like hey, why not blog?

So it's starting to get cold outside, and it kinda sucks. This is why I want to live in Miami, or Honolulu, or LA, or Dubai. All those cities are warm.

I like Mondays, most people hate Mondays but that's not the right attitude. See on Monday, I get out at 10am after PT and class and can take a nice relaxing nap if there's no homework to be done. Then it's chill-sesh-maximum until 3:00 for the best class in the fucking world. Which class is that you ask? RA class.

Ohhhhhhhh yes RA class is amazing. First off, it's all RA's, which means it's exclusive, and exclusivity always means fun (I should write about exclusivity someday, it's basically the whole "you can't come in, cuz you're not good enough" type of fun. It has a lot of applications.) Anyway it's RA's only, so basically only my friends who I work with are allowed. So if I stopped there and didn't give any other reasons for it being awesome, it'd already be the best class ever.

But no, it goes on. It's a three-credit-hour class. And it's a very very very easy class. Which means it's an easy A. Like perhaps the easiest of all A's. I mean you don't even have to pay attention, you just sit and chill with your Haggin bros and look at funny pictures on your phone and not give a fuck and it's a blast and at the end of it all IT COUNTS FOR A 3-HOUR A. It's amazing.

I think of it less as a class and more as a commute. Think like Decker for a moment, what's something you have to sit through for an hour and half twice a week, but during the 3 hours you can just sit and chill with your friends munching on snacks the whole time? That's so similar to an hour and a half flight twice a week! Except I'm not going anywhere... it's just the down time that's essential.

Like if I told you that twice a week you were FORCED to sit down and chill for a little while, and your friends were FORCED to do it with you; you'd be like ok that'd be a nice little vacation from life twice a week. Just grab some juice from Mezzo for you to enjoy, get new app on the phone to play around with, get a sheet of notebook paper so you can communicate with your bros via passing notes; I mean shit this is the college version of recess! This is one of those instances where even if I weren't forced to do it, I'd fucking do it anyway cuz it's chill! But I am forced to AND I STILL GET THAT 3-HOUR A!!

So I hope my happy Monday friend is working as the cashier at Mezzo today as per usual. I enjoy my juice much more when she delivers it with a side of her enthusiasm. But that's about all I have time for as far as this blog post. I need to go chill in Whitehall for a while with my bros...

....and get graded on it. I love my life. But real talk the reason my life is so good is because I'm such a good fucking opportunist/optimist. That is the reason my life is better than most. So don't bitch at me because you're jealous. Maybe that was mean, I'm done. Until next time.