Just fucking stupid

I'm sorry. It's Monday, and I have like seven goddamned homework assignments but I feel the pull to blog.

I know Mondays are especially hard, and the more fun your weekend is, the more difficult your Monday is. It almost makes you suicidal, for like 8 hours. I want you to imagine your best Spring Break vacation ever, the kind where you party, meet and drink with amazing people, and not worry for 9 days. Do you remember how you felt on the Monday you had to return to the real world? It's completely depressing! You just can't stop thinking, "that was so crazy ridiculously fun, all I wanna do is go back." I mean hell I remember just sitting in class looking through pictures of Spring Break thinking maybe I shouldn't have even gone on Spring Break to avoid the post-vacation depression. This is how my Mondays are every week!

Well I actually took the time to research it to provide evidence for my thesis (English teacher taught me well). Check out what I discovered on wikipedia, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-vacation_blues]. According to this the feelings after a vacation are THE SAME/SIMILAR to those on a Monday or after a party! I fucking told you so!

So if you party all weekend, then when it's over you'll be experience both the "post-party" and "Monday blues" at the same time! Which of course fucking synergizes to create this garbage need to party. In conclusion, right now I feel like I can't do ANYTHING but party.

I mean don't get me wrong, Saturday night was the best party I've ever been to. They had this stupid dance floor with a stupid DJ with stupid fog machines and stupid strobe lights. And I got stupid drunk of course. I mean there was pretty much no aspect of Saturday night that made any semblance to intelligence.

So then you wake up on Sunday morning and just bask in your own memories, which are played back like a fucked up VHS tape due to your level of inebriation. A bigass grin falls on your face and you're formidably satisfied with you whole weekend. But then it hits you. It's over! You have to wait all the way to Friday to do it again! And guess what's between Sunday and Friday? A whole week of school! You have to work your ass off to earn your next weekend! Like what the hell how gay is that!?

And that my children, is why the average GPA of college students is low.