Big Shift

Last day!!! What's good!?

Surpringly Hobbs is still making his kids do work. Fuck that. I'm getting one last blog post in before going to some Senior Luncheon. Man, what to talk about first? Topics today include: new phone, shift supervising, the downfall of Dani, and much more.

So as anticipated I received my new phone. It's pretty sweet. The transition was difficult, as expected. It's like logging 2,000 hours in a 767 and then switching to an A330. Yeah, intense. I'm desperately poking around in the endless expanses of settings to get my DROID exactly how I want it. And yeah like I said it's taking a little while to get adjusted. Among the recent transitions of both phone, service, mp3 player, etc. I've also transitioned from Tiny Wings to Angry Birds. Yup, I never thought I'd be an Angry Birds person but I now am. And I kick ass at it so what's up.

I also got the big upgrade at work to become shift supervisor. The youngest one at that. Damn straight I run that motherfucker now. After a few checks and balances with a hands on "test" to be sure I'm fit for the job, I succeeded at becoming the 2nd and youngest shift supervisor at Calyspo Cove. Yeah, get on my level. Now I get to carry a walkie talkie when I work. You wouldn't think it, but just holding a walkie talkie makes it look like you possess so much more authority. I also get my own keys to the waterpark. Yeah in otherwords, and I'll just not dance around it, I will OWN a waterpark. So I can then cross that off my bucket list. And when anyone gives me shit, I'll just flash them a serious look and be like "I'm sorry, do YOU have a waterpark? No? I do." As you can probably infer, I'm taking this a bit heavier than most. I call it being serious about my job.

So Dani is on a steady downfall. If she's not careful she'll be yet another victim of High School. Her genuinity is declining, as it has been for like the past 3 weeks. It's like Rome. I feel bad for her but she won't escape it until she realizes it for herself, no one can tell her she's fucking up without getting bitched at. It's a pretty tricky looking catch-22. She's throwing a party. It was supposed to be like two weeks ago, but then got moved. And got moved again, and got moved again. Now everyone's done. Including me. Her bullshit level has exceeded my recomended capacity. So I'll just wait it out. I have my own plane it's not like I'll be bored until she comes to.

So it's Summer. It kinda caught me by surprise, much like Spring did. I swear, back in the Rupp days, I kept telling myself the rest of high school will fly by, and now it's fucking June and it feels like maybe Cinco de Mayo. High's of 96, 97 degrees everyday? Wtf is this? My daily schedule has been a lot like my mid-Summer schedule. (The only difference is now is that I have a waterpark.)

So there will be a PG rated 'Dinner with Decks' this Friday. Don't get excited it's not your conventional D/D, in fact it's not really even a D/D at all. damnit. Brb.