The Jackassery continues...

So I was awarded a donut this morning. Don't know why I received that gift. But I did. Chocolate covered fresh donut. It's going quite well with my 3 region blend coffee.

Day two of piss Hobbs off to high hell is in effect. It's delightfully fun, until every once in a while when he snaps, then I fear for my life and sit down and shut up. Only to come back full-force-jackass in a few moments.

Nurse Sharon tried to write me a referral this morning. For sitting in a parked car...whohohohohoohh. We'll see if this referral actually goes through. If it doesn't, joke's on him. If it does, fuck him.

I'm flying Karen to Lexington, weather permitting. Intense shit right there.

I'm fucking bored.

Ok so I decided to blog about my new phone. I've blogged about it in the past but I'm just really feelin it right now. Well first off I must mention that being a jackass is really fun, and it can remove boredom very effectively. I also just remembered that back in February I said I'm never bored, I'm "chill". Still true.

So before I get talking about my new phone, you must understand something about teenagers. Your cell phone is a part of you. In fact on a pie chart I'd say your phone makes up 50% of you, your facebook is about 49%, and your favorite brand of alcohol is the other 1%. Yes, teenagers are very skewed. So a transition to a new phone, a new carrier, a new number, is comparable to a 50% self transformation.

For example. I'm currently an iPhone holder, I have a shit load of pilot apps on it, it's got a sexy blue case (I used to have a gold one), etc. So any teenager, just a regular ole' teen would assume that: I'm standard, popular, and in the now (like the iPhone); I'm a pilot (like my apps say); and I'm sexy and have money (like my case). Ok this probably isn't what every teenager thinks initially. But you get my point.

Droids are less conceited. iPhones are awesome, yes. But they make a big stink about it. iPhones take a lot of time to advertise, much like a douchebag. Droids have hidden talents. Very concise and thorough with it's skills. Droids top iPhones in just about everything but the appstore, but not many people believe it. Thus, transitioning from iPhone to Droid should reflect my personality.

Anyway I'll continue this later. Hobbs is losing control with me. Oh well...