Bigget party in the state

What's up. So guess what I'm still doing? If you guessed Hobbs' shit, you'd be correct. I wonder if he realizes that I just half-ass it to get it done in under 20 minutes.

So this weekend was a busy one. I went to the biggest party in the state. 168,000 people getting drunk. It was crazy. I'll attach a picture for ya. This weekend we got prom and whatever is happening after that. It's all slightly stressful.

I volunteered to work a double shift today at work. Lifegaurding from 3:00-9:30. 6.5 hours. I'm not bitching about it, the reason I signed up for it is because I've never done it before. It's gonna be crazy. It'll take some serious discipline, serious security, and serious sanity. I'm totally up for it. Now watch it tornado or something and I get to go home.

So I'm trying to predict the future. Wait, back up. So I was bored last night and got to wondering about what the future holds for me. So I got to google and learned some shit about precognition. Alright now you're caught up. So I'm trying to predict the future. It's no easy task.

Mom, Dad, or anyone of the like, if you're reading this, stop here.:)

In other news, an aztec party is soon to be on the calendar. The sacrificial ritual of a whore losing her virginity. There's a bit more effrontery involved than my usual Friday or Saturday nights. Activities include dying vodka red and doing body shots. Then to the bedrooms. Yeah, fucking crazy.

I realize that my partying is getting less and less innocent. It's a steady and slow descent. But shit, if it keeps up, college will be interesting.

Here's what I wanna do. I wanna get a plane. Like a big one, of the 767 variety. Then fly it to Rio and throw a huge party on it. Like not a huge party, a thorough party. Like with the 767 size I can fit probably a good sized public space, with a bar, lounge, foyer, etc. Then you go back and you see rooms upon rooms. I could probably fit 15-20 microscopic rooms, and one master bed. So on this plane, you get on, take off, hit 10,000ft and BAM shots. Then you drink the night away for the 12 hour flight (cost index would be at like 5) and get some sleep as well. Then you wake up, have some breakfast and chill, then you land and BAM you're in Rio! That'd be so expensive, but so awesome.

Ok I'm out.