Self-actualized BITCH

It's the third installment of the finals week blog-a-thon. These are like the most chill days of the year. This is even more chill than K-week. One sec, let me send a text to Tom. Ok, I had to wish him good luck on his last final.

So yeah what the fuck everyone? Everyone's moving out! Like the courtyard is littered with SUV's and shit like it was on move-in day. Seriously what is the rush to leave? This place is awesome. And once your finals are over you don't have to do anything but enjoy the beautiful campus and people. Everyone's rushing around like a chicken with their head cut off struggling to get home as early as possible. Which is WRONG! I've been slowing myself down this week. Like literally every day this week I've had less to do and that is nothing short of heavenly! Now that there's only one final left on my horizon, and I've studied up for it and shit already, I'm moving so slow I've almost stopped. Just walking to commons at 3:30 in the afternoon (which is when I woke up this morning) I noticed myself strolling and meandering rather than a stressful speed-walk. And I heard bird chirping and shit and it was so peaceful! It was like the light at the end of the tunnel of this entire semester! I was rolling around in the relief! And then I looked over at some poor father of some sorority chick shoveling pounds of clothes into the family Toyota Highlander and was like wow I'm glad I'm not that guy.

So yeah I'm just taking it easy and enjoying my remaining time here, because I deserve it after how hard I've been working. I rode my bike to the grocery store today and bought some mixers and what not for drinking tonight. I might as well tie off the end of the semester with some Wasted Wednesday action. That'll be nice.

You know what? I've noticed that in the passed couple weeks I've been saying and repeating the phrase "enjoying myself". But it's only because that's like the theme of conclusion of this semester! So I'm gonna challenge myself to do nothing but "enjoy myself" for the entire winter break. It'll be a nice way to recuperate and do this winter break the right way. Fuck yeah.

I wonder what I was doing a year ago. Luckily I've been doing this blog for well over a year so I can easily look up what I was doing a year ago. Let's indulge. Hahahaha those were some good times back then. Snow days, Hobbs not letting me leave class. The truly magical thing about that though, is that despite how great high school was and how much fun and joy it brought me, it doesn't even compare to college. Life gets better as you grow, but only if you're good at it. (fucking facebook status right there). Like I remember so many truly awesome times in my life when I think "this is the best time of my life." But I end up saying that like every six months! Hopefully, that trend will continue. And I'll be sitting on the porch with Doug  wielding a cigar and beer in 50 years saying "This is the best time of my life."

No matter where I go or what I do in life, knowing my charisma and positive attitude, I will probably constantly be thinking my life couldn't get better. Luckily, knowing my work ethic and powerful intelligence, I will probably end up being a pilot, a very successful pilot. Assuming I don't fuck anything up, my life should continue to get better and better. HYFR.

Jamal left me a cookie. He's such a good guy. I think I'll have one with my coffee. Mmmm good shit.

I have like goosebumps right now. I knew coming into finals week that as I got closer and closer to finishing the term I would begin feeling an incredible sense of accomplishment. I still have a final left and I'm already feeling this euphoria. Self-Actualization is an incredibly powerful force. Philosophers and psychologist say it's the most advanced determinate to the human ego, and I disagree. The human vagina is the biggest factor for the human ego and has the tightest grip around our emotions. But a close second place definitely goes to self-actualization. Cheers to smart attractive people!

Over the past few nights (of the best sleep I've ever fucking gotten due to my 3am-2pm sleep schedule) I've had several dreams of being on a cruise ship. The reason for this may be because I keep comparing my life to a cruise vacation, but I mean seriously my life is a vacation I can't help it. The neat thing about these dreams though, is that normal everyday things are happening in the dream, it's just I'm on a cruise. It's like the show "Suite Life: On Deck". For example I'll be studying in the stateroom, Jamal will come in and be like "Hey what's up dude, wanna grab a bite to eat with us?" And I'll be like sure, and he'll be like "You drinking tonight?" And I'll be like "Yeah why not" and so on and so forth.

It's interesting. It makes me realize that my life could easily be uprooted, and put on a cruise ship. That's how fucking chill my life is. The lifestyle I have now pretty much reflects life on a cruise ship, minus the beach and ocean and sunshine and Caribbean beach bar destinations. Ok maybe not. But the point is, and I say this in some way shape or form in almost every post: my lifestyle is chill and awesome. Word.

Well, it's almost time for the culmination of the first semester: the last final exam. Like all my other finals, I'll do my best just like my others and after the two hours, 5 pages, and 30 problems are done, my first semester of college is over. Overall I think it was a huge success, I'm now one step closer to achieving my ultimate dream of becoming a pilot. And to think I was able to get through it without cheating, without drugs, without depression, without transferring, without switching majors to psychology, and while still having a great time, I couldn't think of a better way to start college. I'm only 12% through college and I've already mastered it. Now I can relax for three more weeks and then I'll do it again. Until then...