136 days

Good morning world. So while lying in bed last night waiting to fall asleep I had a really really crazy thought. The day to day life of me right now doesn't include a lot of hefty adventuring, but the SECOND the apocalypse hits, my life will become a giant adventure.

Think about it. Right now I'm just chilling in Hobbs' class. But if a giant asteroid hits earth and destroys the city of Louisville, I will probably be prompted to grab a bible and start trekking to San Francisco like in the Book of Eli. That would be some serious adventuring. SERIOUS adventuring. Let's say that when the asteroid hits, Karen has a piece of shrapnel lodged in her stomach. I carry her to the only open hospital in Indianapolis. That's like a 150 mile walk. But I do it to save Karen. I could totally see that happening. Huge ass adventure. Now Karen's life is spared because I went on that totally awesome adventure.

I would dress in all white, pretty much like I already do, and I'd run around saving people. But to do that; I'd need a pack, also like in the Book of Eli. In my pack I'd have the bible, a first aid kit, and other awesome items. Well I gotta go to the bathroom. Later. Ok I'm back. So what else needs to be in my pack? A folder. Not any folder, the Honduras folder. Yes. The Honduras folder. For those of you who don't know what the Honduras folder is, it's the folder that I took to Honduras. Serious adventuring went down in Honduras. Saved a man's life, did some things, long story short got a bridge named after me. That sounds so fucking badass. So yeah I'm rambling now.

Speaking of badass. My friend Doug got a Piranha yesterday. Yeah. Like a fucking pet piranha. Never in my LIFE will I ever amount to that ridiculous shit. I mean yeah I have a pilot's license and have some seriously cool acheivements but dude he has a PIRANHA. How legit is that!? The only way to top that is if I got a pet shark. Or tiger. Or wolf. Long story short, it's not happening for a WHILE.